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Finally, A Brilliant Explanation of Obama’s Middle East Policy (Source: Aubrey Bailey, Fleet)

 

U.S. Middle East Policy Is Clear As Mud

Are you confused by what is going on in the Middle East? Let me explain. We support the Iraqi government in its fight against the Islamic State. We don’t like the Islamic State, but the Islamic State is supported by Saudi Arabia, whom we do like. Turkey also supports the Islamic State which is fighting against the Kurds, which the Turks do not like.

 

We don’t like President Assad in Syria. We support the fight against him, but not the Islamic State, which is also fighting against him.

 

We don’t like Iran, but Iran supports the Iraqi Government against the Islamic State. So, some of our friends support our enemies and some of our enemies are our friends, and some of our enemies are fighting against our other enemies, whom we want to lose, but we don’t want our enemies who are fighting our enemies to win. Do you understand now?

Aubrey Bailey, Fleet, Hants.

P.S.: and finally, there is Israel. Obama refused to sell Israel Hellfire missiles during the recent war with the Hamas terrorist organization in Gaza, whom we do not like. Instead, the Hellfire missiles were supplied to the Hezbollah terrorist organization along with a militarized Cessna AC-208 aircraft to fire the Hellfire missiles. Hezbollah is a terrorist enemy fighting to keep Syria’s Assad in power against Assad’s enemies, some of whom are the U.S.’s friends. However, Hezbollah is also fighting against the Islamic Republic which is, in turn, fighting against Assad. For this reason, the U.S. is supplying the Hezbollah with weapons by way of Lebanon to fight the Islamic State, which is America’s enemy – even though Hezbollah will someday use these Hellfire missiles against Israel, which is our friend, (the same Hellfire missiles which Obama refused to sell to Israel in the first place). Of course, the Hezbollah will also use the Hellfire missiles against Assad’s enemies to help keep Assad in power. Do you still understand now?

Just to be sure, I will say it again:

 

Some of our friends support our enemies and some of our enemies are our friends, and some of our enemies are fighting against our other enemies, whom we want to lose, but we don’t want our enemies who are fighting our enemies to win.